Keeping Myself Entertained

In a never-ending quest to keep myself entertained during what I'm going to call the 'off season' at work, I've decided to take up Sudoku. What can I say - I'm easily influenced by TV at 6am. I'll probably hate it and give up by noon.

But that's okay - I have the new Star, too. Nick allegedly kissed a 19-year-old and now his marriage MIGHT be in trouble!! It was a girl, if anyone is keeping track out there.

Would you believe me if I said I bought it for the big crossword puzzle in the back?

Yeah, me neither.

The Weekly World News has a MUCH bigger puzzle.