Quote of the Day

Courtesy of Jen:

Pfft. A home invader would assume you had a gun – but a machete? That’s completely out of left field. It’s like the Spanish Inquisition – nobody expects it. Plus, if you hack off some bad guy’s hand, his days of breaking and entering are over. Stabbing is nice because it allows you to deliver deep hurting AND an object lesson. Shooting just doesn’t afford the same nuance.

I believe this is why a knife is stuffed between our mattress and box spring.