Another in an Endless Series of Star Dreams...

Last night?

I think Brad Pitt gave me the results of a pregnancy test. I think it was him, I'm not sure. (it was negative)

Then?

I had sex with Woody Allen. Yes. Woody Allen.

Evidently, we were re-enacting a scene from a movie, and I was playing the role that Geena Davis played.

I need to stop drinking.