From the Kenny Rogers Notebooks, 1975-1977.

3-19-75

"The Vending Machine Guy"

You got to know when to stock it,
Know when to lock it,
Know when it's not plugged in
And when it's out of order.
If the coin chute is obstructed,
There's a likely explanation:
Someone thought one of those lady-head
Dollar coins was a quarter.

I love McSweeney's.