The Geriatric Report

Mick Jagger strutted his skinny British ass around the stage for two hours. TWO HOURS STRAIGHT. The man is 62. It was truly a sight to behold, even if he did prance like a girl.

Keith Richards? Totally pickled. That's the only way to describe how he looks. Maybe like jerky too.

But it was a fabulous show even if the guy next to me had no sense of rhythm. He was enthusiastic, if nothing else.