My Fancy Santa Belly

I am totally sporting Santa Belly for Christmas. I noticed it so happily perched on my abdomenal area just now - it says "Thank you for feeding me french fries and truffles and pizza and anything else you see that must go into your mouth RIGHT NOW or you will surely die. And oh yeah, good luck in trying to disguise me. I'm too big to even suck in anymore."

And so, many layers will cover it up until the new year when I beat my body into submission.

Or get a girdle.