What a Difference a Day Makes.

HOLLA, BITCHES!

I'M 30!!!!!

Typing in all caps seems appropriate today. I've decided to own the hell out of this birthday, especially since it's a weekend-long celebration.

And - I got elephant poop stationery this morning!

Really...can it get any better than that?

I almost got into the champagne in the refrigerator this morning, but then my dad called and I forgot about it. I guess it's okay since I do have to actually function today, because, like rust, homework never sleeps.

So I'm beginning what will be one of the most important years of my adult life. And I feel good about it.

But don't you say A WORD about my grey hair.