Looking for Ghost Writers

So...I'm wondering if I can find someone to ghost write the rest of my e-portfolio.

Really, it's only four competencies. Someone out there must know about research methods, the economic, social and cultural aspects of information use, developing training programs for an audience, and whatever that last one involves. I don't even remember what it is, but it's probably awful and I bet I don't have any evidence left to present for it.

Oh - I forgot about that part. My ghost writer has to use what I have as evidence and make it sound feasible. It's not that hard. I've turned in the most random pieces but I have the gift of spin, evidently. Did you know that a review of online catalogs can count as evidence for reference service knowledge?

I'm good.

So yeah, yesterday I hit double digits and if I do nothing more for the next month I could get an incomplete.

And we all know that I won't let that happen. That means it's back to the grind and figuring out what that last competency entails...

Oh! Evaluating programs.

So surly.