Just a Tip.

If you're ever in Morocco and feel the urge to call and tell me all about it?

Don't.

Because I'll just send hate lines through the phone while you tell me about how amazing everything is because I'm probably making macaroni and cheese in my kitchen while you're eating shark carpaccio and drinking Moroccan syrah.

At least it was macaroni and cheese from scratch, I guess.

Also: the bar in Marrakech was playing the Best of Bob Seger CD all the way through.