And Another Thing.
Making friends is kinda hard when you hate people. You hang out with some people, and then they want to be your friends, and maybe you aren't so crazy about being bfs with them. But you can't avoid them forever, mostly because it's rude, and you know you're going to get roped into doing something with them.
Something that may not involve liquor, which is a travesty. Because booze really raises your people tolerance levels. And really you should probably try that more often to help with the whole people-hating thing. But you can't be drunk ALL the time. "They" would call that a problem. Of course, it could be the solution to all of your hatred. You should look into that.
And your husband is NO HELP, especially when he refuses to participate in activities such as karaoke, even just at someone's house. You understand why, but can't he just play along for once? Take one for the team? And suddenly you think you've typed this before.
GAH.
Let's hope musical improv solves this dilemma.