Photo of the Day

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Originally uploaded by Amalah.

Another in an Endless Series of Star Dreams...

Last night?

I think Brad Pitt gave me the results of a pregnancy test. I think it was him, I'm not sure. (it was negative)

Then?

I had sex with Woody Allen. Yes. Woody Allen.

Evidently, we were re-enacting a scene from a movie, and I was playing the role that Geena Davis played.

I need to stop drinking.

TMI

I just saw a man in my office building exit the restroom with a box of butt wipes in his hand.

???

Also: Designing a Website

My design?

BORING.

But programmable.

And right now, that's all I care about.

Must. Code.

I have GOT to code. But it's so hard.

HARD.

PHP and SQL are HARD.

And as much as I know I have to do it, it's not due for another week and so I think - oh, I have time. But time has a funny way of slipping away and I'm not closer to figuring out any of these freakin' commands.

Did I mention it's HARD?

Gah.

I Look Like...

Ashley Judd!

Try it for yourself.

I don't think I look like Paris Hilton, though.

Canadianana

Rodeos! Giant Stuffed Beavers! Tube Tops!

Wait...what?

Pictures. I've got 'em.

Thought for Today

Courtesy of Gene.

Forms! PHP!

Oh boy!! At least this week's assignment is easy...especially since it was posted a day late.

We will not speak of work.

Sullen is certainly the word of the day.

Frustration.

How can you do your homework when you don't have the assignment? And when you don't have the assignment, shouldn't the due date slide another day? And shouldn't you be getting feedback on the seven assignments that you have already completed - especially the ones involving your final project? Because finding out your ideas are not feasible the week before your live 15-20 page website is due probably isn't very constructive.

And could someone else in this office do some GOD DAMN work? Because that? Is getting really fucking old really fucking fast. It must be nice to wander in at 9 and eat a bagel and write some slash fiction while your co-worker runs around helping 6 people at once.

Also: I'm feeling fragile today.

Baring it All

So I'm trying to decide how I feel about people who spill their entire lives onto a blog. It just seems like such a public forum to deal with very private details of one's life.

Perhaps it's cathartic for some. All I know is you won't catch me doing it.

But I'll read all about someone else.

Go Poop Sand!

This kid might be the cutest thing ever.

The Second in a Series...

Today I got a t-shirt from the boss.

It's a baboon taking a picture of his butt.

It looks like this.

And I love it.